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If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.

This was supposed to be for WAR?

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

class traitors use tumblr premium

the fuck is a tumblr premium

thats the attitude i love to see

this post is 2 years old. (:

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.

you are a national hero

It would perhaps be more understandable if they floated the idea of Tumblr+ before they banned sex workers and NSFW commission artists from the platform but now they expect us to pay to see discourse posts? To see cottagecore mood boards made out of stolen images? Lmfaoooooo.

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Yet again people underestimate the tumblr population's instinctual drive to lose this site money.

the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

Last night I dreamt that Obi-Wan saved Padme’s life by whispering in her ear “If you die Jar-Jar will become Naboo’s Senator”. After that she willed herself back to life.