Spider-Pig

each time i see someone writing “puppy” as “pupper” im deeply disturbed because pupper means boobs in norwegian

apologies to everyone who didnt realise this until now

bonus: “rare pupper” literally translates to “weird boobs”

the way dogs act when i see them again makes me feel like i’m doing something right in my life

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that blue shell I will fuck you up

oh my god oh my GOD

celestedoodles: characters as imagined in their 20s by Celeste Pille.

In case non-U.S. citizens are unaware of how fucked this election cycle is, this isn’t even just some awful and fringe extreme. The KKK’s official magazine has officially and openly endorsed one of the two primary candidates, and Trump has gone from vocally opposing one of the KKK’s previous grand wizards to really dodgy answers about potentially disavowing David Duke’s endorsement. Think back to that time a parental figure told you a friend was a bad influence, and how you just kind of threw a fit and said “UGH FINE, WE’RE NOT FRIENDS OR WHATEVER”, then continued to hang out with those dicks anyways. That’s what Trump is doing with the fucking KKK.

Turk and jd are relationship goals