Quite the Contrary;;

Remus: You do, love.

Remus: You just want someone to come with you.

Mary: Is this just your super nice way of turning me down?

James: excuse me wHAT

James: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE??????????????????????????????????????

James: does moons know? is he okay? are YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED THINGS? LIKE THOSE VITAMIN THINGS WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE???

Mary: Yeah, you're going to be an uncle..

Mary: No, Remus doesn't know. You're officially the first person to know

Mary: I don't think I need anything?

Mary: ..I have no idea what sort of vitamins I'm supposed to be taking??

Remus: You act as if you don't know all of our ways out of the castle.

Mary: Maybe I don't!

Mary: Maybe I need someone to escort me out of the castle..

Mary: The flea market is in Hogsmede this Friday

Mary: After classes will you pleeeease sneak me out of the castle?

Mary: I know you're on a mission right now

Mary: or just getting back from one, either way I just don't know who else to talk to right now.

Remus: That takes effort.

Remus: We can't have you sad.

Remus: I'd be offended if it wasn't true.

Remus: I beg to differ on that, love.

Remus: If you're so concerned I'll have to keep it all to myself.

Mary: Then why are you complaining???

Mary: Of course we wouldn't. :(

Mary: Beg to differ? Oh do tell why you think that Mister Lupin

Mary: That's okay.. I like the chocolate kisses better than the actual chocolate anyways.

Mary: Also...

James: O F F E N D E D

James: .........that sounds dirtier than it should be

James: sirius but he does that on a daily basis

James: i don't do flustered

Mary: You can be offended all you want. BUT ITS THE TRUTH.

Mary: ......Thank you for that image.

Mary: Ah, should have known. We do it out of love.

Marlene: kittens are scarier but also cuter at the same time

Marlene: tell him to take you out on a proper date instead of wasting his life savings on chocolate FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE. he might die but at least you'll be happy

Marlene: the way it should be

Mary: I suppose I should take that as a compliment?

Mary: He takes me on proper dates! However I am sure that he would die without a certain intake of chocolate.

Remus: The issue is that she calls when I can't answer for whatever reason.

Remus: That is the complete truth.

Remus: James encourages his bad behavior and I'm supposedly the good influence.

Remus: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Mary: Then you call her. So it will be convenient for you and if she misses it then it won't be on you any longer.

Mary: I hoped it was. Or else I'd be very sad..

Mary: Whoever thinks you're the good influence doesn't really know you. You're just as bad as they are.

Mary: If anyone is the good influence its me.

James: i WOULD NEVER I'M OFFENDED

James: good let moony take care of them and i'll finish them off

James: shhhh don't tell anyone, i can't afford two people slandering my reputation on the same day

James: he probably does

Mary: You're lying RIGHT now.

Mary: As long as my hands stay clean, I'll let you boys do as you please.

Mary: You're secrets save with me. Who is the other person slandering you though?

Marlene: you're not a puppy more like....a kitten....

Marlene: get him on it and split the money when you win it works for everyone involved

Marlene: you better be the first to know or i'll murder them for you

Mary: Is one better than the other?

Mary: That isn't half bad. Expect I doubt he really needs to spend more money on chocolate. I worry for his health

Remus: You shouldn't have to tell my own mother to call me.

Remus: What was it? Because it might have been a lie.

Remus: We all do.

Remus: Enough to feed my chocolate addiction for a couple of months.

Mary: She thinks you purposely avoid her calls. Perhaps that's the issue.

Mary: Unless you loving me is a lie, I don't think it was.

Mary: At least he's got you boys to keep him in check.

James: are you saying i'd lie to you???

James: nobody thinks that, and if they did they have me to deal with

James: he loves you too, so much

James: it's nice to see him happy and for it to be with someone like you

Mary: Yes. At least.. not tell the /entire/ truth.

Mary: Next time I hear it I'll send them your way. Although I have a feeling that they wouldn't make it to you if Remus found out.

Mary: I know he does.

Mary: Aren't you quite the sap today? I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

Marlene: anybody that doesn't like you must also hate puppies

Marlene: damn it not good enough for me to win that bet.

Marlene: there might have been a betting pool about whether they'd all shagged or not....

Mary: Well.. while that was an odd comparison I do take the compliment nevertheless.

Mary: Oh. Well.. I'd say put me in but I feel like Remus would be upset with me.

Mary: And I'd snatch the money before anyone else anyways because I would be first to know.

Remus: But yet she can't call me herself and ask how I'm doing.

Remus: I worry about your relationship with James some times but it's Sirius you have to worry about.

Remus: But only one of us won that bet.

Mary: The next time she calls I will be sure to tell her to call you.

Mary: No need to worry. He actually just told me the sweetest thing.

Mary: Is it far to say I always worry about Sirius?