i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.
He spends a whole day doin shit like, "race you to the door," when he's one step away and Shane's directly behind him or, "first one to finish their food wins," when Ilya's got one bite left and he'd be giving it "you lose every time, so slow," and when Shane tries to do it back Ilya just says, "no, does not count, still 7-0" and it's literally the angriest sex they've had all year
