PIG A S S A U L T ! ! !

"there, it's done, you won the game. congratulations." his hands were waving in the air, but there was no happiness to the way he spoke.

"Gahhhhhh! You're messing with my head!"

"yeah, they are eyes, but they're not your eyes! those eyes don't blink no matter what, so that's cheating. and i'm not playing with someone who's cheating, so take off the mask, or i'm going to find someone else to have a contest with."

"Don't run away from meee!!"

"me spoiling the game? i'm not the one who's cheating and using a mask to hide my face."

"Dunno what you mean. The goal is to have eyes open. These are eyes." He points to the boar eyes on either side of the mask. "And they are open."

"i'll look into your eyes when you take the mask off."

"C'mooooooooooon. Don't spoil the game." says the one actively ignoring what makes the game a game.

"hey! you can't have your mask on! that's not fair! take it off or you forfeit the match!"

"L o o k i n t o m y e y e s , Z o j i i t s u ."

NO ONE WILL DEFEAT HIM NOW

staring contests have begun????

[Holy heck it's finally over.]

[Another reason for a possibly slow return is I've been feeling real low the past week or so and work is building up so it's really only going to get worse until I can squeeze in a break somewhere. But I've still got all threads all saved up and waiting for my attention, so thanks to all for the patience and everything.]

"Fine. I'll do it!" He puts on a toughened expression before he leans briefly back, and then gives Insokue a full on head butt from his tough and sturdy forehead.

Despite his best efforts, he does eventually stumble. It's not a full collapse, but it still feels like a loss to him. He forces himself back upright and puts his hands on his hips like nothing had happened. "Hahahahahaaaaaa! Great!"

"Go ahead! Hit me as hard as you like! You won't get a chance like this again, so take it quick!"

"THAT'S IT! I'M DONE WITH EVERYTHING! SIX MONTHS OF THIS HUNT AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!"

"Don't worry, Yajiritsu! I will go yell at the manager of Nintendo and make them give you the little guy that you wanted!"

#nodadclub.....

(He doesn't know what he's talking about. He heard a saying like that somewhere and has just been waiting for the chance to parrot it.)

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!" What even is with how stubborn this kid is? Why did his brother have to go for the most feral and pig headed little shit in the entire school? He would rather that the yellow brat had went for anyone else at this point if he was being honest, solely cos of how much trouble Inosuke has been causing him. He's not sure if he is going to beat the other boy if he gets hold of him... it all depended upon the outcome of what happens.

"Help! Help! Police!! There's a madman after me!" Maybe he should just return the watermelon. But would he even be able to at this point? If he breaks stride, he's worried he might lose balance and fall on top of it or something. So instead he just keeps on running.