Hube

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trash bag cloaked child asking me “are you he/they on purpose” while I am working overtired to diligently maintain a mass of burning plastics. I am 90 years old. I do not need this

Everything will change around here for me after I make my orb.

guy with a little red wagon announcing he is “going to jack off animal style” as he procedes towards his room following an overblown disagreement about house responsibilities

Have you met my son? Pornography jr come out and say hi to the guests. Yea he came out of the womb fully formed at 20 years old. Completely (feigning a homerun swing) crit-killed his mother. Legally I had to let him pick his own name

Mom (tugging on hoodie.) Something Lost In The Translation. Mom.

My Homestar Runner screenshots bot is now on Tumblr! Follow 'em up, Dan!

You're a goner, my friend

somebody say something?

Hello

Hello hube. I’m always so happy to see you. No weapons formed against you shall prosper.

Thanks jer! They made a new type of cave meant to consume me