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“Oh, why wouldn’t they?” Luna smiled raising an eyebrow. “I’m sure they could have them regardless of how they get them.”

“That’s a little scary to think about,” she laughed.

“Really? What kind of people are you talking to.. Thanks I guess. I’ve had a few nice ones. But they were just too nice.”

“Mostly couples who just want a third body for the threesome they wanna do to ‘spice up their love life.’ Like, no kidding. Three different couples asked me if I’d be down to fuck them, and were offended when I said no,” she said. “Hey, I’ll take the too nice people over what I’ve had so far. I’ve always thought that there was no such thing as too nice.”

“Dear god. That’s exactly why I never answer my parents. I hate getting hounded about my love life.”

“I mean, it does show that they care. But yes. Hounding over love lives is not the most fun thing.”

“I’ve been slightly stalking this girl online, and I spent almost an hour thinking that she had cancer. Turns out, her zodiac sign was Cancer.”

“I mean, at least she’s not sick, right?” Sunny laughed slightly.

“How come I feel like I’m always in a constant state of exhaustion? Honestly, I never feel fully rested and it’s been a problem for too long. Any advice? Please tell me I’m not the only one with this problem.”

“No, I got you. Like, I slept a full eight hours last night and didn’t do anything today, and I feel like I’ve been lifting weights all day and could use a good massage.”

“Ah yeah, I get the whole overly protective parent vibe. Don’t worry, It’ll pass one day when you get married and have your own kids.”

“Man, I hope so. Either that or they’ll pass their worries onto their grandkids,” Sunny chuckled. “I mean, if they have grandkids. That’s a whole other thing.”

“Me either cause like I said, you’re super hot. Flaunt that shit girl”

“You’ve already given me more confidence than every match I’ve had on this website combined,” she laughed. “But look at you! You’re like, super mega hot. If you can’t find success here, then none of us can.”

“Sadly parents are always going to be that way, in a weird kind of way it means they care. I don’t know if I’d go that far but apparently it’s true. So don’t get too upset with them, they love you.”

“Oh, I’m not upset with them, I know they mean well. It’s just that this is like the sixth time they’ve called this week asking that question, and it’s just like... chill out, you know?” Sunny shrugged.

“Um why? You’re hot.”

“Ugh, I know, I just don’t get it,” Sunny said jokingly. 

“It’s so hard to take some of the people on this site serious. I mean really, if you’re a fifty something year old man who looks like Santa Claus; do you honestly think you’re going to get with this?”

“Yeah, this site isn’t doing well for my self-esteem.”