lies

Wanna hear a joke? What do call a viking that rides a motor cycle? A viker! Hahaha, that gets me everytime! 

I can’t believe that Jake is the flirtual killer! He was my favourite.

Don’t question it, love our friendship!

Think there’s such a thing as getting an award for completing a Netflix series in a week time-span? Because if so, I just completed the three series of The Inbetweeners in one week and I’m feeling very accomplished right now.

So I bought myself lunch because i had cravings and then I saw a homeless guy; I think he had stronger cravings than me so I gave him my food. Now I’m starving. Someone feed my sorry ass?

Gonna drown my sorrows in chocolate milk because I don’t drink and I don’t want anyone to touch me.

Galapagos turtles sleep for 16 hours a day. I could do with being a Galapagos turtle right now.

Why are guilty pleasures even a thing, like you should never ever feel guilty for something that you like. Next thing you know people will start referring to sex as a guilty pleasure or to fast food as a guilty pleasure like so what, just say you like it, no need to feel guilty about it?