swan queen

“Unfortunately, that statement didn’t make you any less boring.”

“Do I look like your mother? It’s not my job to entertain strangers and honestly if you get bored that easily you may need psychiatric help.”

“Yes, but then that would include the constant effort of making it. If that’s the case I might as well just drive to the place. Buying the maker eliminates all of it.”

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“You’re fucking lazy. If you’ve got the money to waste then waste it on whatever you want.”

“I have no clue who you are but I like you already.”

“Giselle, and you.”

this city is boring. you’re boring. i’m bored.

“You chose to come over here. No one forced you.”

Jesus, I can’t even remember the last time I went for something this tame. Sure doing it’s job though. Want a hit?

“Sure I don’t see why not.”

Is there a way to buy those people that make the drinks at Starbucks?

“Probably, but it seems like a waste of money when you can learn yourself.”

Go for it. I shouldn’t have it anyway, I’m trying to quit.

Don’t mind if I do, any particular reason? Y’know besides the lung cancer and breathing problems.

I spent an entire flight watching episodes of 2 Broke Girls. If it’d been any longer, I swear I’d have turned into Kat Dennings.

So are you going to share or?

You honestly look like my aunt when she was younger, the resemblance is uncanny

Well lucky her.

Thanks. Mia - by the way. You look familiar

Giselle. Well I hope whoever you think I am are pretty fantastic.

I’m hoping it was implied when I hung up on him

Good for you.

He’s…. bipolar

I hope you told him to go fuck himself love.

When your baby daddy calls to see if he can come to see your son after walking out on him for the third time. No.

He sounds like a dick.