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alright to all who care, @simpfornegan is me but in my final form😼

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i am sincerely sorry for calling negan a hor-knee horn dog, tumburglar may i please get my account off explicit? 🥺
i am very sincere tumblur
Sigh...time to make another blog ig
TUMBLR DID IT AGAIN IM 😡
here is a (vry) messy doodle of early meet up au! carl wearing one of negan’s shirts,

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the way it’s been 6 hours since i spoke to u and i miss you 😳 FJKGGJDHS bye you best not start living in my head rent free too
NENSJSSJ I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND WAS LIKE “lemme go get on tumblr real quick and see what Paula doing 🤔”
about that early meet up au! imagine them going on runs, early on in the apocalypse, scared to go alone and fighting walkers together, negan picking up comics for carl and carl picking up snacks for negan (mayhaps in this universe,, carl is the one who gives him the bat instead of negan taking it 🤔) they’re cute but it’s still them so ofc negan has to be annoying and carl’s like omg smd 🙄 and negan’s like okay 😃
I love that🥺
Carl would be absolutely over the moon by the comic books and Negan would of course tease him about it. “Shit kid, you look more excited to see this piece of shit than you are to see me alive n’ breathing.”
Also them being scared to be alone, CAN YOU SAY SHARING A BED? CAUSE I CAN.
THEY SHARE A BED
SHHSHSBS
I’m sorry but I’m kinda weird about bed sharing, like it’s so intimate m without the actual, ya know, intimacy. Or at least it is to me.
And I love the idea of Negan and Carl trusting each other enough to sleep in the same bed as each other. Like they don’t even do anything (expect cuddle) and that’s completely fine.
Also, Carl giving Negan Lucille?
YES PLEASE.
THATS CANON NOW.
But on the Negan being annoying thing and Carl being annoyed by him 25/8 (the few hours he’s painfully pinning after him included)
yeah❤️
y’all this 40 year old carpenter was just flirting with me today while I’m literally standing there in my pajamas and a bonnet, sleep crust in my eyes from an afternoon nap, with the two twins I’m babysitting fighting on the couch like
“👁👄👁 you want my number???”
I’m soooo turning this into a Cegan headcanon.
pining cegan! in au of them meeting early!! carl not being so angry cause it’s the start so he’s more open about his affections but being gone for negan immediately and hiding it, negan hanging around carl cause he’s like 😍 and can u imagine shane assuming he’s doing it to get close to lori, being angry, ‘you’re hanging out too much with him,’ and negan’s like and what about it 🙄 mind your business, discovering shane thinks he’s after lori, internally being like? no i’m after her son though 🥰
I NEED THISSSSS.
Lowkey this gives me Applied Calisthenics by Candlejill on ao3 vibes😳
OKAY BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE IF CARL IS THE ONE TO POINT IT OUT TO NEGAN TO BECAUSE HES JUST SO DAMN DUMB.
Like him and Negan are in the woods, getting fire wood for the camp (I’m picturing season one camp site) and Negan’s like “the fuck is up with your stepdad Shane? Why is the asshole always busting my balls? What stick does he have up his ass?”
And Carl just snorts and rolls his pretty blue eyes and replies “first he’s not my stepdad and second he thinks you want to screw my mom”
And Negan’s just like “What? Why would I want to screw Lori when you’re right infront of me?”
And Carl brushes it off as a joke but Negan is deadass serious😳
FANBOY MASTERLIST:
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I haven’t posted the fanboy au in a bit so here’s a filler👹
okay but gardener negan is actually so cute!! we see a bit in the show w him working the gardens in alexandria and having knowledge of plants and flowers like the one that caused momentary blindness... so what i’m saying is gardener negan gives carl flowers,,, like imagine frustrated carl w a lot of work, exhausted and negan just brings him a flower to brighten his day during the little time he’s allowed out of the cell 😞🥺
🥺🥺🥺 Thats so cute.
Like i can just imagine Carl scowling and just all around being all pouty faced because he had a terrible day and here comes Negan with his tight white tee shirt covered in dirt, and a bouquet of lillies all messy in his hands and he hands them to Carl and Carl literally can’t even hold back the little smile he gives at it.
He’s so gone on Negan, everyone can see it.
Just like Negan’s so gone on him.
ALSO I feel like Negan knows so much about gardening because Lucille use to garden all the time and ramble to him about it and he’d just listen.
He’d totally make Carl come out to the gardens with him sometimes even though Carl doesn’t mind he still pretends to despise it.
okay so the sanctuary is obviously a big part of negan’s character but imagine an au where he’d met carl before instead? in his backstory in the comics he’s late to the fact that dead people are walking around because he’s been w lucille in the hospital and this kid catches him up etc. imagine if it had been an aged up carl 😳 and he joins the group,, it’d be interesting to see how’d get along w the OG character and how him and carl would develop having known each other at the start of it.
Me: this is such a good head canon, I hope someone writes this
My two WIPs that are kinda like this, sitting in my drafts unfinished: 👁👄👁??👁👄👁??
LMAO NO BUT SERIOUSLY, I KID YOU NOT I HAVE TWO STORIES WITH THIS EXACT CONCEPT OF CARL AND NEGAN MEETING IN THE BEGINNING.
One was where Carl was in College on Spring Break and he ended up meeting Negan, a high school baseball coach with like two players and they are both headed back to Gegoria and yeah
The second one was a little darker with some noncon happening after Carl ends up separated from Rick’s group during the prison attack and with a new group that gets slaughtered and he‘s left for dead. Negan along with the newly established saviors (literally only like 20 people lmao) find him and they take him in, he becomes Negan’s right hand man in a matter of months. And then like years later the line up scene happens and Carl’s all like dad?👁👄
But yeah as you can see I love that idea so much but don’t have the attention span or brain cells to write it fully lmao.
But I def feel like Negan would have the og six just looking at him like 👁👄👁 and he’s just like 👁👅👁
that was quick 😳 i can see your blog again skjsjsjsj
HSHSHSH I WAS NOT PLAYING, I EMAILED THEM FAST ASF
omfg i hate tumblr so much it’s marked you for inappropriate content 😔😔😔😔 i can’t see posts now :((((((
I think they finally caught wind of me bashing them 😳
Idk if you can see this lmao but I did email the support team about it so the problem should be solved soon seeing as I don’t post explicit content on this account 😙
Oh my god what if I got mass reported💀

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i saw some mentions about this and i’m curious about what you think about it? basically do you think that negan’s behaviour towards carl would’ve been different if carl was a girl and if yes, how?
Honestly, I’ve never even thought of that before 🤔 But if we’re talking about AMC and their underlying homophobia (literally all the gay characters aside from Aaron are dead, try and convince me AMC’s not homophobic, try.) yeah. I genuinely think if Carl was a girl Cegan would be canon😙
can u believe it’s basically canon that: carl: you should jump out the window to save me the trouble of killing you 😡🤬 and negan really went: amazing spectacular never the same 😍
AMC thought we’d let that slide too🙄
We made a whole ship out of it🥰