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tomorrow is the anniversary of tumblr’s poorly executed nsfw ban folks

How do we celebrate?

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

why must one be smart? is it not enough to simply have a little prosciutto, and cheese, with fresh basil?

why am i physically incapable of being productive unless i’m basically held at gunpoint by the deadline

how do you tell a girl you want to know everything she thinks

ok. *uses psycjic powers to get a headache*

reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

Guess it’s that time of year again

falling asleep to rain is great, but waking up to rain, *chefs kiss* fantastic