HTTBA

Lunar Witch

Pretty sure they’re nocturnal

Can tell you when the next full moon is by memory and also what stage it’s in now

How do they have time to plan all of this???

CATS

Omniwitch

Living reference guide

Publish worthy book of shadows

“Actually, historically that means…”

Plans spells in advance

Garden witch

None of these pots or jars should fit in this room??? How are you filling them???

Always smells lovely

Dirty finger nails

“How are you feeling? Here I made tea.”

Celestial Witch

Always calm

Warns you before planets go retrograde

Probably knows your full natal chart (but you’re pretty sure you never told them your birthday???)

No one needs all of these essential oils

Coven Witch

Somehow knows lots of other local witches

Aesthetic

Posts amazing witchy photos

Will curse you if you hurt their friends

Death Witch

All black everything

BONES

Ownss literally the nicest Ouija board you have ever seen in your life

Will murder you for disrespecting their familiar(s)

Its so sad that i have to use the word ‘homophobic’ so much that when i go to say 'Homosexual’ i say 'homophobic’ instead, because my brain fucking auto fails me.

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”