Heather Rohrer

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

You ever read a book so quickly that you forget what the original plotline was

Mileage is strength. Consistency is key. Food is fuel. Determination is a must.

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

Guys I freaking did it😭My legs are jello. I’m in shock in all ways possible. All good ways though. Shock because before today I’d broken 6 in the mile twice in my life, once my freshman year of college and the second time two weekends ago in a 3k I raced. And now four more times in the past hour… I’m crying.

YES GIRL!!!! YOU KILLED IT!