the father

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

what do you mean you hang out with other people im gonna kill myself

And the crowd goes autistic

i literally wake up in the morning looking like i snuck onto earth and i look in the mirror and im like my name is candle im a model

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

that kid you bullied? he does free yaoi art for kids in poverty.

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

i really hope that the trend of shouting "WORLDSTAR" when something crazy like a fight or car crash happens outlives the actual worldstarhiphop website and lasts into space colonization and we have Martian etymologists in the year 2573 AD trying to track down primary sources proving the site existed for their thesis paper

My Prosciutto and meat sandwhich