flashes my headlights at you seductively in morse code that says "if you zipper merge correctly I'll give you head"

on pornhub searching "sex where they are kissing a lot and it looks like they both genuinely want to be there"

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

hello, yes, insanely rough sex that is super questionable, followed by intensely sweet and sensual aftercare, party of 2?

i am nothing if not a huge pervert for hairy chests and arms and tummy. i stare at a hairy chest like a cat stalking its prey

i am nothing if not a huge pervert for hairy chests and arms and tummy. i stare at a hairy chest like a cat stalking its prey

i am nothing if not a huge pervert for hairy chests and arms and tummy. i stare at a hairy chest like a cat stalking its prey

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

if i was in the 80s and a jock came up to me and called me a fag i would probably cum in my pants..

Currently thinking about the time I was with a dude and I kept gagging on his cock, so he grabbed a dildo that was longer than he was and shoved it down my throat a few times making me gag worse, then he put his cock back in my mouth and said “isn’t that better?” like he was doing me a kindness 😵‍💫