Dean Stockwell my beloved

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

Also the Taika Waititi's part was 100% "teehee let's have fun" and it breaks the fucking flow of the movie.

Also dude really just... fucking... they fucking mass relocate an entire species??? Like they thrived for centuries in a specific ecosystem and Aang just... force move them??? For funsies?????

The VAs also omg... they sounded like they were just reading their lines. Grab the VA director and bring them back to school. There's no emotions in what they were saying it was so fucking flat...

Also the fucking "so we asked chatGPT about how asian men wore the beard" like okkkk what the fuck???? There aren't enough resources in the world????? Isn't a huge part of your team asian????? Don't you have someone knowledgeable about asian cultures on your research team?????? Why did you use Eren Yeager, from famous nazi-vibed manga Attack on Titans, as a resource???????????

And let's not talk about the removal of Chinese as the main language for the world...

The film also didn’t properly dispose of plastic props which lead to several of them being left in protected oceans in Italy. This goes against the guidelines that were given to them when they were authorized to film in the area. We don’t know whether this was intentional dumping or negligence but it’s still an issue either way. The blame also largely rests with the production company Wildside, however I’d argue that the rest of the crew should have made sure that they were following the environmental guidelines given to them. Linked below is a tumblr post by @heyfruitcake that complies a couple of sources in Italian as well as an English source.

lol. lmao even.