Hrrvicane

being a matty healy fan is like having a boyfriend that all your friends hate but you refuse to break up with him

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

they should make a george costanza american girl doll

Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened

I've recommended this one before, but for all the non-human vertebrate likers out there... the art of animal drawing