sarah

i read tumblr like the morning paper

descendants wicked wonderland is probably the closest we will get to bisexual love island

why isn’t anyone writing authentic 2014 5sos fanfics BRING THEM BACK

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

Just found out that the creator of Dashcon is now a raccoon biologist, and I can’t help but feel that there’s no more Tumblr career than raccoon biologist

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify