#howmayiserviceyou

Eating dinner at 4pm, because it\'s before my shift

When customers attempt to rationalize ordering unhealthy food

When a customer comments on my uniform

When I arrive to work in the middle of a rush.

When a customer compliments my service, then leaves a shitty tip

Eating the leftovers off a customer\'s plate

Customers who ask \"What\'s the cheapest thing on the menu?\"

When I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror mid-shift

When girls recite a monologue explaining why they \"don\'t do shots\"

Serving in the suburbs

Showing a bad tip to coworkers

When my shifts aren\'t covered... 2 days before my vacation

When a customer can\'t decide between salad or fries

Why I\'m not allowed to pour drinks anymore

When I realize I forgot to bring an appetizer to a table \-- 9 hours too late

When I serve my high school classmates... who are now lawyers

When I hear people talk about a \"long weekend\"