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Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie
Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*

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I should name my future dog, Peeve.
They’re my pet, Peeve.
You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy
Please Stop My Relentless Daughter
So it’s gay pride week at ASU so, naturally, there was this “god hates fags”-type guy with his t-shirt and signs protesting it and blocking the road. However, what was great was that there was this huge crowd of people watching and cheering as gay couples would walk up to him and kiss in front of him. His frustration and incredulity was pretty much priceless.

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Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.
> Uses a name that leaves gender ambiguous > Makes boy main focal point of the picture to intentionally mislead you > “muh patriarchy tho”
“Gotcha!”
For fuck’s sake, it says “shown here with her brother Chris” on the billboard. @millika Alex is the girl.
Okay, I have some graphic design knowledge. In English, people read from left to right. “Meet Alex” leads the eye directly into the boy’s head, with the text underneath “pointing” to his arm. Said text also includes a mention of sports, and lo and behold, Chris is showing off his nonexistent guns. He’s also in the center of the frame, bracketed by the text, logo, and Alex, who’s shoved into the corner. By the time most people read the little footnote in the bottom right (which is deliberately low contrast), they’ve already assumed that the person with the most focus on them is the subject.
It’s like a movie that doesn’t really give you any clues that it’s all a dream, as opposed to something like Inception, where it’s designed to plant that idea in your mind. Or that one episode of Batman where Bruce wakes up in a world where everything’s perfect. He doesn’t have to be Batman anymore, his parents are alive, he’s in a relationship with Selena, the whole Batman thing was just a dream…but why are all the books he tries to read gibberish?
I’d also like to point out that this seems to be a British ad. TBS is an English company, and England has already had a female prime minister. If they had made the ad with just Alex, no one would’ve complained.
Moreover, the Body Shop sells cosmetics. This is the same attempt to cash-in on feminism as that Always #likeAGirl thing, or Dove’s “Campaign for Real Beauty”.
Elsewhere:
https://karijensen.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/billboard-by-the-body-shop-demonstrates-why-design-matters/
It’s not premarital sex if you never get married
When I die, I want my remains scattered over Disneyland. Also, I don’t want to be cremated…
Our moon is the only one without a name.
HER NAME IS YUE AND SHE IS A KIND, GENTLE, LOVING LADY
sokka, get off tumblr.
Attractive person: *kisses me*
Me: Okay but I'm sure they just like me as a friend no need to get excited

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Any water I accidentally step on in my house is pee until proven otherwise
Lol why tf would someone make that first post smh
Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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When people begin the expression “You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume…” but don’t finish it are assuming you know what happens.
In a better world, where bullshit gets checked:
“Ok, so you thought the boy made a bomb.”
“Yes.”
“And instead of evacuating the school, you pulled him out of class, arrested in front of everyone, then interrogated him, on the premises without getting the children to safety? So, we’re going to put you up for criminal endangerment of this entire school”
“Well, uh, maybe we didn’t really think it was a bomb”
“Oh, ok, so instead you lied to police and federal authorities in order to bring up false charges against a minor for… kicks? I mean, you’re basically picking between which charges you’d like to go up on here. Let me know, so we can get the paperwork right.”