How Do I Put This Disney

When fox news is on

When your mom wakes you up 4 minutes before your alarm

When you spent 4 hours this morning redoing your contour until it looked natural

When your friend makes you a drink and won't tell you what's in it

When you go out to dance away your feelings, but the feelings are too strong

When you're looking for your happy place, but you need a pep talk

When you're trying to stay positive

When you're American and you woke up this morning

That time when you were finally old enough to sit at the grown-ups table...

When you realize you’re way out of your league, but you’re trying to keep it cool

When you finally get fed up with adulting

When you wake up and realize your air was set too low all night

When you accidentally type and send “No!” instead of “NP!”

When someone is telling an amazing story about you and you just sit there like...

When someone says they hate Disney

when you spend the night at a friends house and they stick you in a room by yourself

When you’re on your period and your trying to be a decent human being.