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this was definitely named by an alien trying to mimic the humans’ weird obsession with gender

The latest in Man Scents: Success

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Bath for “Princesses” and “Winners”

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

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Hello dearest perverts! Please welcome our guest cartoonist today, Razorfucker McGee, here to explain whatever the fuck this fetish is!

@whythehellisitpink I was at my local hardware store trying to buy work gloves. They only carry one type in a size “Small” and they are still too big for my hands - but wait, there are the Lady Gloves! You can tell they’re for chicks because they’re pink! Unfortunately in addition to the obnoxious color, they’re too lightweight to be useful work gloves, and it turns out they’re sized the same as the men’s gloves so they don’t fit anyway. 

I can’t beleive they gave a razor boobs

Trader Joes cowboy cowgirl bark.  Sperate but not equal…his is rugged.  Love your blog. 

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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

Nailed it. (via conorsmith)

lmaoooo