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[ i have one question and it’s which one of you LOSERS are making your muse go as a minion this halloween ]

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ubiytsar:
She’d lived a long life, she’d seen stranger things — perhaps she should have anticipated it. But it still brought a bemused quirk of her brow, seeing something scurry past her on the street, small and indisputably yellow. They even earned a turn of Natasha’s head as she paused to watch them disappear around the corner.
Interesting. She made a mental note to investigate further. After all, a Black Widow always needed to know who, or what, walked into her web. That would have to come later, because speaking of webs, she’d caught air of a certain gang and the trouble that they were wanting to cause. Much to probably the dismay of her fellow superheroes, Natasha didn’t care much for petty crimes. She was a spy, an international super one at that, not a beat cop.
Still, when she had overheard a rather unsubtle bunch talking about a heist, it piqued her curiosity. Perhaps it would be something to salve her boredom whilst in the city.
With a trench coat over her catsuit, if she were to be noticed it wouldn’t be too difficult to play the part of the lost maiden who had accidentally stumbled upon their little hideout. And if that didn’t work — well, it would turn out a lot worse for the men. Nevertheless, she wasn’t in the mood for breaking fingers so she remained well-hidden in the shadows, just close enough to overhear.
A heist; tonight. Meant to steal more jewels like the one in the grubby hands of one of them. Natasha barely refrained from rolling her eyes at the obsession with jewels. She’d had to pay them a little visit during this endeavour — she did so enjoy ruining the days of crass men.
He continued to watch, legs slightly bents to ready himself to run or jump into action if they noticed him. One hand went to his side, fingers lightly wrapped on the grip of his freeze ray. The cool fluids ran through the interior of the blaster leaving a chilly bite on his fingertips.
One of the men took the giant diamond they stole and stuffed it into a bag. Which was thrown into a simple metal tool chest that if anything, was effectively conspicuous in this steely, industrial side of town. The three men then decided to share a few cans of beers which turned into a discussion among them of their next strike.
Gru listened carefully as they exchanged words. It seemed that at nighttime in Sector 005, a rare mask will be unveiled. A personal discovery by one of the citizen in the grounds below. An artifact huh? Perhaps something for ransom. Which, didn’t really bother Gru but when how they were to extract the mask came into the air caused him worry.
__“Yeah boyos. I stole this delicious piece of machinery from some dumbass in 003. It has everything, bullets that can light things on fire, noxious fumes, and even tetris. So when we get the mask. We can maybe fuck with some of those goody goody newbies who call this city theirs.”
This was met with laughter and clanking of beer cans. Stealing a mask? Whatever he can let that slide, hurting people for the sake of it? No that does not run past Gru. Now he had two choices, wait to see what happens or just stop them then and there.
He moved closer, still sticking to the shdows. Ray unholstered as he tried to find a good place to shoot. In case there were mroe and they packed fire power.
“Oh god. Why did I not get backup for this.”
“I could kick patooties six different way from yesterday.“
@ubiytsar
“Uuuuurgh.“
Gru yelled out as he slid down the vinyl seat of his favorite coffee house, Bean there, Done that. The screeching sound emanating from his backside woke him from his stupor as he continued to type on his laptop. The numbered card on his table being taken away and replaced by a hot cup of black coffee. The bitter, roasted smell wafted into his beaky nose. Letting out a mroe contented sigh as he pulled out a five and tipped his waitress.
“Your morning is probably vorse then mine.”
He said, eyes still focused on the spreadsheet before him. All in all it was a quiet morning. At least until the sound of the door jingled and from the entrance of the coffee shop poured in what seem to look six or seven yellow creatures.
__’BOSSU BOSSU! EL CRIMINALS. STAHL BIG DIAMOND. MUCHO SCREAMS! ’
“Some bad guys stole a diamond? Okay...This affects me how?”
__’Big boom! En fuego! Ehehehe. Bossu go stop el boom. In three!’
“Okay.....One keep quiet, you’re scaring people. Two. Lets go.”
He sighed as he closed his laptop, stuffing it into his backpack, slinging one strap over a shoulder as he walked out. His other hand holding the coffee.
“Jeez Michael. Lets everybody hear it huh? Somebody might vant to play hero and hurt themselves.”
The trip was short as they arrived at a closed off section of sector 003. After finding the tracks of whatever criminals the minions told him of, the ex-villian sent them home. Not wanting them hurt in case something happened. Zipping up his jacket he stayed close to the shadows, feet barely making a sound as he rounded up a dark corner. In an abandoned square was a cluster of makeshift tents. Sitting on old milk crates were a group of men, in one of their hands was a large green jewel. Not a diamond but valuable nonetheless.
“I’m too old to play hero.”, He whispered, as he continued to watch the men.
__’CUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!’

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anomalious:
𝓐 hand gravitated to his chin as Ford observed the creatures, pondering briefly whether or not the other’s remark might be taken at face value. After all, they didn’t exactly exude intelligence or mechanical know-how; but if his travels had taught Ford anything up to this point, it was that things were rarely as they appeared.
“A rocket, huh?” The scientist echoed, intrigue instead turning upon his conversationalist in full. “That would be quite the feat. Although I doubt the average citizen would have any use for such a device.” He mused, the unspoken suspicion that Gru was anything but left to linger in the air between them for a moment.
“Stanford Pines.” Feeling that introductions were now appropriate, a smile accompanied the extension of a six-fingered hand to shake. “But please, call me Ford. It’s always a pleasure to meet a fellow….turtleneck enthusiast.” Awkwardly he concluded, following the remark with an uneasy clearing of the throat before continuing.
“So, I simply must know– what brings you and your “minions” here? It’s rare that I have any competition in salvaging spare parts. Although I’m sure we can come to some sort of agreement on dividing our spoils.” A humored chuckle followed before blue eyes traveled the length of copper wiring, then back up to meet Gru’s own in evident anticipation.
“Vell, they assist me or my good friend from home Doctor Nefario in creating quite a number of inventions and the sort. Rockets, guns, other various items vhatever I need. They are also very capable in building vell buildings. Velding, hammering, vhat have you.“ He added with a shrug as the minions finally stopped their laughing and went off in different directions.
“Felonius Gru.” He returned, also extending his own hand, brow cocking at the site of the extra appendage. “But please, call me Gru. Everybody calls me Gru, especially my friends and family. Including my children.”
“To further advance the vonder that is science....Also ve vere bored. Very bored. So I decided to see if I could make a blaster that shoots electrified goop. By charging a viscous liquid with different ions. Make it very sticky like a taser. I’m gonna call it the bloop bloop buzz.”
He added with his own chuckle. His own blue eyes following the minions as they come and go, dropping various pieces of scraps near him. “And you, Ford?”
𝓕ord was used to having this joint all to himself– after all, the scrapyard was usually no place for civilized company. And, although he had not frequented its metallic depths since the portal fiasco, the author hadn’t excepted things to change so…drastically.
A wary eye followed the puzzling, yellow, and pill-like creatures that wandered within the scrapyard fence, observing as they lifted items and prattled to themselves in not a one of the thirteen tongues Ford knew. Although, he did imagine it wouldn’t be terribly difficult to deconstruct for one given the time and efforts, the explorer was more interested in ascertaining his personal pile of garbage scraps wasn’t manhandled.
With his attentions largely focused on the multitude of these creatures milling about, Ford hardly noticed as he rounded the corner into a shoulder-to-back collision with another figure. After the initial shock Ford put forth a hasty apology, a short clearing of the throat to preface a hopeful stab at casual conversation.
“Busy today, isn’t it…?” He mused, watching as one of the creatures was accidentally knocked off a higher stack of metal by a second one bearing a discarded paddleboard. And, in no time at all did a round of raucous laughter emit from the golden gaggle on all sides.
“…Not exceptionally bright, are they?”
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The mounds of scraps this yard had was fascinating. To the normal eye it may seem like these mountains of junk were well..junk. However to Gru they were all parts of different puzzles, waiting for him to put them together in news way, to make new things, to give them new life. Along with him were a small number of minions, their task was simple. Find pieces written on a list he had given them.
Gru himself sequestered upon an area of trashed electronics. Rummaging through various pieces of metal, plastics, and wire. Thinking of what he can do. “Hmm...If I reduce to ration to thirty percent and in the Allen Coupling. Insert the Hideo wire piece with it I might just be able to....LIGHT BULB!”
An idea popped in his mind as he rummaged again, walking backwards as he began to unspool a roll of copper wiring. Not taking care as he continued to walk backwards, that was until he felt an impact upon his back. Neck craning to see another man.
“Hey, another lover of turtlenecks.”
He chuckled after the apology. “No vorries friends, it’s alri-”
His words was cut off by a crash and a roar of high pitched laughter. Turning to look at the source only caused Gru to pinch his nose.
“I apologize for my minions, they think places like these are a playground. Childish they are, but too are they bright. They might not look like it but these fellas can build a rocket each.”
He spoke, as two of the minions tried to climb a stack only to fall off by a flying can.
__’Baka! Ttikla ta listo yee nob ta gedkip!’
A sigh let out from his lips as he turned towards the man. “Most of the time.”
firstgemboy:
“Well they sound adorable! They’re lucky to have you…and each other. I don’t have any siblings.”
“You know, for the longest time. I vas alone too. But the gorls and me? Ve found each other. I adopted them. I’m sure you have people in your life that means the same to you even if you’re not biologically related. But they’re still family.“
" I HAVE RETURNED! Bird faced fool, prepare to meet your end!"
firstgemboy:
“Well…I miss my Dad, so I know how you feel. Do you have kids, Mr. Gru?”
A soft smile formed under his tired eyes and beaky nose. Squatting down to get on an equal level with the child.
“I do. Three girls. Margo, Edith, and Agnes. Aged twelve, nine, and six. and I miss them dearly.”

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“I….Miss my wife.“
i miss your wife too
firstgemboy:
“I’m sorry, Mr. Gru. Do you need a hug?”
“I’m okay little Steven. This news is just hitting a little close to home for me. “
“I....Miss my wife.“
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Phil appears just like the average guy who’s reading his newspaper and drinking a coffee. But he’s not so oblivious and innocent as he appears on first glance. He’s throwing sideglances at a guy sneaking around a building across the street. And he’s not the only one doing this…. but there’s just one small difference. Phil speaks up, but isn’t taking his eyes off his newspaper as he does.
“… a little suggestion for the next time, buddy? If you try to watch someone through a newspaper, don’t use one that’s been published two days ago. Do you handle thieves better than watching them, or do you need my assistance? I happen to be free as we speak.”
Dark bags rise from the paper. Fingers clamping on the edge as he cocked an eyebrow. “I am not watching anybody. I am catching on the funnies. These new adventures of Marmaduke is a hoot. He is a dog and yet his intelligence is very high. Very funny.”
However a thought forms into his head as he puts the paper down. Folding it two time and stuffing it into the pocket of his coats.
“Are you vatching me? I have no idea why but you best scoot your boot away. To vhatever agency you come from because am I really gonna believe you’re vatching a thief? ”
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Why no post Despicable Me 3?
Because I’m a lazy guy who hasnt touched his app in years.
“Coffee is better scalding hot and black. You only add sugar if you vant to blind your opponent if you choose to throw it at them.“