my entire life is a shitpost

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

I’m willing to accept this theory

Humans are more enthusiastic about moving to another planet with hostile environment than preserving earth - the planet they are perfectly shaped for.

and yet, humans are not perfectly shaped for Earth. we are a greedy species that is slowly killing the place we call home by poisoning and sucking the life out of it. humans may have been built for the Earth, but over time we have become overpopulated and unconcerned with the way our lives hurt our home.

wait isnt this the old town road guy LOL

chease…….

kissing girls is good for your mental health, trust me, i have a phd in lesbian

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

that was beautiful

“she’s gonna fill this pool today, got me fucked up”

“I’ll wait”

Dogs memory is so precious.

And she a husky? Oh they petty by nature, they was gonna make sure you remembered.

OMG

FYI

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

I can’t deal with the fact that when lovers touch or look into each other’s eyes their heart rates synchronize… I just can’t like… the tenderness… the intimacy…