Basically I Don't Know

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

y'our

3:55am

history has been made boys

This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

Wednesday is obviously the gayest day because of Mean Girls but what is the least gay day? You’d think Sunday because of all the discrimination based on religion but it’s actually Tuesday, just ‘cause!

Lmao

modern art

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece  #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin  #the strings in the score rising ominously  #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/  #‘oh okay’  #I remember thinking  #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’  #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece  #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals  #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror  #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth  #and delights /you/  #instead of being awful for both of you  #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters  #and comes as a complete surprise  #this is all the things you want in a set piece  #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical  #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS  #christ)  (via wizzard890)