Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
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shark vs the universe
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Jack White and Tom Waits. 08-16-18
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Shiiiiit.
i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.
I lost it at “2 bread”
1 gallon of regular chocolate
18 minutes of flour
5 plates of salt
the 5 lettuce salad microwaved for four minutes tho
The oven has to be 6 degrees

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Bonus pic of Lee as Dracula. Because HALLOWEEN, BETCH.
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Fuun Fuun Fuun!
Thirty years ago today The Simpsons made their debut in their first of forty-eight shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show.
I honestly don't know who I would be without the Simpsons.
Tom Waits.

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Isla Nublar (Jurassic Park) in a Google Maps recreation.
Vic and Bob visit Southend [X]
Amazing.

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The Fire I Got
Tom Waits interviewed by the New York Times March 1, 2017:
“I was a firefighter when I was 19 or 20. I was trying to get out of the draft and I thought of it as a good place to hide. I was working out of a fire station in a tiny town called Jacumba. There was an enormous amount of preparation and training that was like rehearsing a play … pretending to fight fires, learning how to dig a hole if you are cornered by a fire. … One night at maybe 3 a.m. the bell sounded. This was the real thing. I slept in my clothes and only had to put on my boots, and down the pole onto the truck and the siren was blasting and I am hanging onto the ladder and my heart is going like a drum and I am panting hard. It was late and all of a sudden the aroma of fried chicken envelops our truck and we begin to slow and there it is, roaring and crackling: a chicken ranch on fire. The old farmer couple, Mom and Pop, are holding each other in silhouette as their world burns. … The captain says: ‘WAITS!!! Take that hose and start putting out some of these chickens.’ So there I am aiming at these flying, screaming, burning chickens, and I had never seen a chicken fly before, but boy can they fly. … There had to be a hundred or so of them and the blast of water would douse the fire and they would come crashing to the ground — and then another and another. There was no time to think or prepare.”
“It was an emergency and when dealing with emergent behavior there is nothing to do but respond. I was in the moment. And it was not the fire I imagined or dreamed of. It was the fire I got.”
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code Section 6 1 8A wanton destruction of precious antique cans. She was ordered to pay and $2,000 in punitive damages and mental anguish