SHITTY SIMPSONS

To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. To live.

I don’t entertain much. Usually, it’s just salad for one, soup for one, wine for three

CREATED THEE?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well, you sure don't look 25 but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me. Here's your first assignment

Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and some chocolate chip cheesecake and a bottle of tequila.

Willie tickles the twine for two!

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

You' ve changed, man. It used to be about the music.

If you're looking for that big doughnut of yours, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.

I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become.

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

All right, Simpson. Let's go over the signals.

Cranberry sauce a la Bart

Now, where are my chili boots?

The whole damn system is wrong!

*GASPS* I’m a nerd!