Cindy Crawford.

Are we rolling?

I know you’ve been wondering… What happened to House of Cindy C?

And no, not the Apartment of Cindy C. Not the Condo of Cindy C. I’m talking House of Cindy C.

Well, I’ve been on a little hiatus, trying to refresh and rejuvenate from past rumors and written fabrications. Beyond the hearsay, I’ve returned with a new look to keep you updated on the latest low-down in high fashion.

We’ve got men dressing women, we’ve got women dressing men. Want to look good? Follow me. Want to end up looking like the high-school cafeteria lunch lady? Don’t follow me. I think you hear me knockin’, and I think I’m coming in. I’m bringing Gianni Versace, Todd Oldham, K.D. Lang and some of the wildest stuff you’ll ever see.

From the All-American beauty that keeps it effortlessly chic on MTV, I’m here to solidify the role of fashion in the nineties, making it more accessible to you. A House cannot be built without a concrete foundation. That’s what you all are. Forever grateful, thank you for supporting my profile.