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Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

#jalim #dark pictures house of ashes #house of ashes #jason x salim #jason and salim #jason kolchek #hoa jason #salim othman #hoa salim #nick kay #eric king #rachel king #it was my first fic but uhhh actually pretty proud of it!#salim is a good dad

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college age jason kolchek as an art major ... thank you Say Nothing universe for giving me the gift that is this headcanon.... thank you to my mother and father goose

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When you pick up the alien music collectible

Salim pulling the cutest excited puppy faces when he hears alien music. I love how fast he goes from "!" to ":D"

Jason not been able to resist smiling too because Salim is excited is too cute

How is he so adorable

I couldn't keep hold of the item and keep the camera moving around at the same time so Jason tossed it back on the floor and whipped his gun out instead. :\

Why does Jason look like he's absolutely going through it

Jason what did you do. The music stopped :(

Give it to him he wants it

omg hi me you should check out our fics we wrote

omg no way hi me, i should totally do that and SO SHOULD YOU go read my fics i wrote a lot of them but also most of them aren't house of ashes related sorry gang but GOGOGO

#fics #ao3

Salim, out of the blue: I would be far more comfortable if I had fewer bones.

Jason: ?????

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #jason kolchek #salim othman #hoa #jalim

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Jason: GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Nick: I know who Shaboozey is.

Jason: GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Salim: Who is Shaboozey?? Okay I'll Google him. OH!!

Jason: I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN I DECIDED TO GOOGLE SHABOOZEY ONCE.

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #jason kolchek #salim othman #nick kay #jalim #hoa #i just feel like jason would be really into the google gimmicks #he googled harlem shake like 32896892365279465934 times after he found out about it #shaboozey #i guess

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Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so… if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

houseofashesbrainrot

do y'all ever reread your own fics from like years ago and realise you've regressed in writing ability because that's how i feel about this fic lmao

#jalim #dark pictures house of ashes #house of ashes #jason x salim #jason and salim #jason kolchek #hoa jason #salim othman #hoa salim #nick kay #eric king #rachel king #salim is a good dad

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Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

shou-scribbles

Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top!

#THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE #I'M SCREAMING #and you're so right he would kill at karaoke #catch him singing adele in the wrong key #he's just shouting #house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #jason kolchek #hoa #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #YOU ARE SO COOL

shou-scribbles

Absolute tomfoolery

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meanwhile jason is kicking and screaming bloody murder

Nick: I gotcha!

Jason: I WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW.

#jason kolchek #nick kay #house of ashes #you're so right #this would happen regularly #joey and merwin are placing bets on how quickly nick is getting kicked in the balls

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Jason when he disagrees with Nick: I’m sorry buddy, but no.

Jason when he disagrees with Eric:

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Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

#house of ashes #jason kolchek #nick kay #eric king #you're so right #he can be such a brat when disagreeing with superiors #he has a complex #with salim it's a brat complex #love him<3333

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salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔

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Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?

Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!

Salim: Alright, thank you :')

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #jason kolchek #salim othman #jalim #hoa #the dark pictures

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What should we do with Rachel King (The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes)?

Hug

Kiss

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

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how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)

#Rachel King #House of ashes #Ashley Tisdale #the dark pictures anthology #dark pictures anthology #the dark pictures #dark pictures #the dark pictures anthology House of ashes #hoa Rachel #hoa #supermassive games #horror games #dark pictures House of ashes #the dark pictures House of ashes #hug kiss marry kill #horror video games #dark pictures anthology House of ashes

Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #jason kolchek #incorrect house of ashes #nick kay #rachel king #hoa #joey gomez #this is CANON canon #jason listens to taylor swift #day and night #look him in the eyes and tell me he doesn't listen to katy perry #i dare you

Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??

Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #jason kolchek #salim othman #jalim #hoa #this is canon to me #salim crosses roads in a way that is so concerning to his american loved ones from anywhere other than boston or new york

Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???

Eric: No, I just looked into it!

#nick kay #eric king #let eric and nick kiss 2025 #dark pictures house of ashes #house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #hoa #i just feel like he would yk

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Jason, hatching a plot: Let's do it.

Joey: I'm in.

Nick: guys, isn't that against the rules? What if we get caught?

Jason: Nick Kay, I cannot wait for you to lose your virginity.

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #incorrect house of ashes #hoa #jason kolchek #nick kay #joey gomez #nick kay loser virgin era #he is too handsome and nice to have had one but i feel like the others pretended

Rachel, handing Jason a gun: Hold this. Do Not drop my baby.

Nick: Awww, he's holding your baby and carrying Salim's!

Jason: Shut. The Fuck. Up.

#house of ashes #dark pictures house of ashes #jason kolchek #incorrect house of ashes #salim othman #jalim #nick kay #rachel king #hoa #them<3 #this is a quote from my friends i fear

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