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It's weird, I hc Merrill has a baby sometime after Hawke had to leave Kirkwall but I don't even think of like... a father to that child. Merrill doesn't have a husband or something but she does have a baby. She doesn't need to have heterosexual sex to give birth she's that special. To me.

Testing for the father came up 100% Isabela's strap. Not Isabela, mind you, the strap.

god i'm still thinking about herres. "it is my hope that there will be no need for men like me in the world to come." he deeply regretted the part he played in the US war machine and he wanted so much better for the new generations of humans. he wanted them to have peace.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

I do love calling narrative beats unearned. Like I do not call things unearned unless it's uh. earned. but it's really the harshest criticism I have. Yeah this happened in canon, but the story failed to convince me it wasn't self-indulgent nonsense; hacky pandering; or a panic move because no one figured out how to get from point A to point B and just kind of pretended the work had been done but it hadn't. It feels like you're trying to gaslight me but crucially you're so so bad at it. I have judged you and your bad story Unworthy.

I'm going to kill you for disrespecting the dragons power

all that being said, zevran’s favoured gift being gold bars has never not been funny

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

I just finished reading Tevinter Nights and it's a shame how a lot of low income folks like me don’t have access to it or any of the other Dragon Age novels or the cookbook or the two editions of world of Thedas *sigh* I did put a photo of my cat right here though if you want to see how beautiful he is, please ignore the loose pdf files in the folder!

!!!don’t tag this as a pdf!!! There’s no pdfs in there!!!