House Odyssey

Welcome home, Masters and Misses!

This is an ask blog based in an AU of IDW Sonic!

Available for asks:

Hidori

Barry

Max

Surge

Kit

Lanolin

Whisper

Tangle

Jewel

Amy

Sonic

Tails

Knuckles

Shadow

Rouge

Omega

Blaze

Silver

Vanilla

Cream & Cheese

Gemerl

Vector

Espio

Charmy

More will join at a later date!

Until then, we hope to see you soon!

🎨 Credit

'Do as you will'

"That's a thing?" Surge asked opening the case, a while assortment inside.

"Yep, I remember a friend of my mother's gifted her a case as an anniversary gift for her and father. The man smelled like a cappuccino for days." Hidori confirmed as the door was slammed open, startling them both.

Turning around, they see Lanolin sniffing the air before her gaze locked onto the case. She walked over and picked up one of the lip balms, inspecting it's scent before doing the same with another. A quiet hum came from her lips before turning to her boyfriend and girlfriend, and they both knew what look she was giving them.

"Lanny, babe. I feel now would be good time to remind you that you yourself had Junebug make that no 'hanky panky' in the office rule!" Surge negotiated desperately.

"And that I'm ace!?" Hidori added, his own desperation visible behind his black and blue eyes.

"Oh, I'm aware. But, you two seem to have forgotten something." She slowly applied the first flavor of the lip balm set, smacking her lips before grinning villainously "I don't need you naked to kiss you silly."

Twenty minutes later, Amy hummed to herself visiting the HQ to share a new dessert recipe with Hidori.

"Hey, Dori! You won't believe the new treat I discov-"

Her words fell short as she found both him and Surge dizzy and covered head to toe in kiss marks, her gaze turning to Lanolin who was in the middle of applying another flavor when she locked eyes with the pink hedgehog. Both were silent until Amy finally spoke up.

"Mom and Rouge are total wine connoisseurs, those two can go through a bottle and only have a light buzz." Amy said, remembering those two having a ball during a girl's not out. "Not to mention Shadow's genes keeping alcohol from effecting him at all."

"Both my boyfriend and girlfriend are practically immune to intoxication due both of them being cyborgs, a saving grace for when I let Tangle talk me into drinking when I don't have work the next morning." Lanolin sighed, an ice pack on her head to calm down her hangover headache.

"I've seen Max put away a five pints of whiskey, and you can never tell if they're wasted or not after." Barry added, remembering St. Patrick's Day.

"I actually have had wine myself, but my pyrokinesis burns the alcohol in my system before I can even feel the effects of intoxication." Blaze explained, removed from when she accidentally drank her mother's red wine thinking it was fancy juice.

"I take it you mean 'instincts'. And not often, but it does happen from time to time. Like our resident hedgehogs and the dust bath." Hidori answered, passing Lanolin her afternoon coffee.

"Other cases would be Rouge sleeping upside-down, Whisper howling on full moon nights, Kit or Tails getting the 'zoomies'." She added, taking a sip before continuing. "Even Hidori purrs in his sleep."

*puts a golden apple on a table with a sign next to it that says "to the hottest"*

Rouge, Max, Surge, and Tangle immediately reach for the fruit, before noticing each other.

"Uh, girls. The sign says 'to the hottest', so obviously it's for moi~" Max said, gesturing to themselves before Surge spoke up.

"Uh, yeah. We can read, Maxie. That's why 'I'm taking it abd giving it to Lanolin." Surge reached for it again, only to see it gone and in Rouge's hands.

"Cute, Sparky. But, let's be real. Whose been turning heads before you three came around? This golden beauty belongs to-huh hey!" Rouge's was interrupted by Tangle swiping the fruit with her tail.

"Sorry, but this juicy fruit is for my Strawberry! You'd be surprised what she hides under that cloak."

"Ringtail, you're one of the VERY few I can confidently call one of my friends. So, forgive me when I say Squinty is a seven compared to Lanny."

"She's a nine at best!"

"Ten waiting for her/their apple~!" Rouge and Max said confidently before glaring at each other.

An argument between them was about to spark before-

"Ahem!"

They stopped before looking over to Vanilla, her arms crossed as she glanced at the fruit and held out her hand.

"Tangle, dear. If you would."

"Now hold on, Momma Bun-Never mind." Surge was about to argue, but was quickly silenced by Vanilla's motherly glare as Tangle sheepishly handed over the apple. What none of them expected was her digging her thumbs into the top and breaking it in half, before breaking then halves into slices.

"There, one for each of you. Everyone happy now?" She asked, passing a slice to all four of them with a motherly smile that clearly left no room to argue.

"Well, I guess it's better than nothin'." Surge agreed, bolting off to gift it to Lanolin as Tangle bounded off to do the same for Whisper.

"Thanks, Vanilla!"

Max and Rouge looked to each other before shrugging and eating their slices.

"Hm, that 'is' juicy. Could pair this will some cider."

"Oh, got a nice selection at Club Rouge. I can just put it in your tab."

Max rolled their eyes before following Rouge to her nightclub for a drink. Vanilla watched them go before pulling out a slice she hid in her glove, grinning triumphantly before eating it.

...Let's fix that! Lanolin, by Tumblr bullshit, your impulse control is swapped with Tangle's. Have fun!

"...Why? Why would you do this!? Do you not know how little Tangle actually has any-I need to calm down." Lanolin took a deep breath to calm down. "It's fine, as long as nothing triggers a response out of me. I'll be fine-"

"Hey, babe!"

She whipped around, her eyes wide in horror as both Surge and Hidori were walking towards her.

"Work is done for today, so we're gonna grab Drippy from the machine shop and head out. You ready?"

"Yep! Ready to go! Lead the way!"

As they approached, Hidori immediately noticed her reaction.

"You okay, Lanny? You didn't go over your coffee intake for today, did you?"

"Nope! I'm fine, just...remembered we're having your curry for dinner!"

That seemed to satisfy his curiosity, everyone enjoyed curry night. Surge was practically drooling as she remembered as well.

"Fuck yeah, let's go already!" The tenrec was practically dragging Hidori by his wrist now, the cat rolling his eyes as they passed by their shared girlfriend.

However, just as Lanolin started to follow behind, her now lack of impulse control made her eyes lock onto two specific behinds. That of both her boyfriend and girlfriend.

'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. For the love of Light Gaia don't you dare-!'

SMACK! SMACK!

"MROW!" "ACK!"

Both Hidori and Surge jolted from a sudden impact to their respective rears, making his tail stand at attention and her sparking static for a second. They both looked to each other before looking behind them to the guilty party, Lanolin with a just as shocked expression, her arm in front of her after swinging her hand across their behinds.

No one said anything before Lanolin abruptly turned around, speedwalking towards the exit. "Welp, you two pick up Kit, I'll meet you at home! Bye-bye!"

The two, still in shock of what just happened before Surge turned to the cat. "Hey uh...You think Kit would be up for a last minute sleepover with Mini Bun and BB?"

"The better question is who haven't they flirted with yet?" Tangle questioned herself.

"Mr. Vector, Ms. Vanilla, Belle, Gemerl and Omega." The fox answered, retouching their mascara.

"...Okay, Belle, Gemerl, and Omega I get. But, why not Vector and Vanilla."

"Oh sweeite, I'm many things. But, I am not, nor will I ever be a homewrecker....Though, I wouldn't say no if they asked me to be their third~"

"At least you're aware that it was dumb. As for the answer, just as much as Tangle has to remind Whisper when she stares at the girl's abs. Unfortunately, I have two areas Surge's eyes tend to wander."

"Can you really blame me, Lanny?" Surge asked, wrapping an arm around Lanolin. "Besides, you love it when Dori and I watch you work out~"

"They're a menace to my sanity." Barry, frosting cupcakes in the cafe kitchen. "But, they are actually good at their job. Despite being a more dangerous flirt than Rouge, they don't slack off, they know how to talk up the customers, and with how much they're on social media, the cafe gets plenty of exposure."

The Quokka passes the plate of treat to the fox in question, dressed in the staff uniform and making it work. "And when Hidori isn't here due to missions with the NDC or his merc commissions, I get to flirt with my Bear-Bear~!"

"I am no ones Bear-Bear!" Max just laughs while bringing the plate of cupcakes to the waiting table, leaving Barry to groan in annoyance.

Jewel thought about for a moment before Tangle tightly wrapped her in her tail, carrying the beetle out.

"Nope."

"I didn't even say anything."

"You were considering it."

"I wouldn't have done it!"

"Oh, so we're lying now."

"You're overreacting."

"I will call Uncle Onyx."

Hidori and Barry just watch in the background, sighing as they're going to have to heavily monitor what asks they get now...

The non-binary pan deviant, Max the Fox is now available for asks!

"...Just one? Well, um...There's book about the female knight and the dragon lord. No wait, there's the novel of the arachnid mobian queen and her harem. No no, hold on! There's the one with a toxic love triangle between a duke, his consort, and a maid who they both want but have to hide it from each other-" The beetle kept rambling, randomly listing a a mere fraction of her collection before Tangle took over.

"Ah, I see our new recreate facility was discovered already." Jewel said, standing outside the massive pool full of dust alongside the Neo Diamond Cutters, Tails, and Rouge. They watched as Sonic, Amy, Tangle, Silver, and even Shadow and Surge discarded their gloves and shoes before diving in. The mobians swimming, digging, and burrowing along without a care in the world.

"Huh, this might be the rare occasion Surge and Shadow can enjoy the same thing as Sonic without making a fuss." Hidori said, watching the tenrec dig straight down until she popped her head up from beneath the sand itself, eyes dilated as Sonic burrows past with drawing her ire like usual.

"Not joining them?" Whisper asked Kit and Tails who watched their siblings have fun.

"Nah, I don't think my hands can handle all that dust." Tails said sheepishly while Kit rolled his eyes before giving his reason.

"I'd just make the sand all muddy with my pack on."

"Still, it's amusing seeing Shadow let loose, even from baser insticts." Rouge giggled, watching Shadow bump his head into Tangle's while Silver burrowed around them.

"I'd ask why Tangle is in there, but then I remember this is Tangle I'm talking about." Lanolin sighed glancing to Amy who dug out of a burrow she made, shaking her head clean of any dust before diving back in. "Though, Amy is surprising."

"Amy is a girl's girl, but even she can't help in indulge in a good dust bath." Rouge explained before grimacing. "Although, she is definitely going to need to do laundry after this..."