Homebrew of the Self

god I would KILL for a chapter of onimai where Minato comes out as transgender and Mahiro suddenly has to consider the fact that she is too!!

tanks are a form of crab, I believe

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

ok i understand homestuck now. you kill the clowns to obtain various polygons, which allows your partner to invest in real estate, which is how you get to heaven

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this

we fucked up

"Nobody's perfect!" the cyclops wailed in agony

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will  be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,

everyone say you're sorry to nuclear power for not letting her save the world for the past 60 years NOW.

i want to live in ocean

i would be more likely to meet shrimp, plankton, and colossal squid