yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

i'm actually a fake and surface level fan of everything that ever existed

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life