to lie at the centurion's feet

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I have GOT to stop spending $30

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

My landlord pasted an ai generated ass eviction notice on my door because you have to cite a reason and he doesn’t have one so he just chopped that section out brother you cannot be serious

Would you like the added layer that he did this right after I tested for mold in my house and it was quite literally in every room and he came here to check out the hole in my ceiling that he has left unrepaired for two years

im gonna fight this in any way I can obviously but I want out of here as soon as possible I can’t get a new place until the end of this month but I do need to save for movers and a moving truck and a deposit. I also live with my mom who is severely disabled and I take care of which makes things more complicated. If you want to help my Cash App and Venmo are @ ishaanjs obviously nobody is obligated to give anything and thank you if you do

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

“Oh I like my porn so esoteric and cerebral I’m so ughhhh intelligent” okay well I like it when a bunch of smoking hot chicks just really give each other the business so can we hold space for that.

it actually is adam and steve now. yea he transitioned. good for him 👍

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

there is no better form of marketing than smth coming in a cute glass bottle or jar, especially if it looks like the label is easy 2 peel off