Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings arenāt Bowserās kids, doesnāt mean they arenāt his kids. You canāt have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be their father. Even if itās not biologicalā¦. BESIDES, itās canon that all babies come from storks in that world, let the man just have a horde of babies because the stork wonāt STOP SENDING THEM.
Maybe each koopaling wasnāt technically Bowserās kid but little bastards that none of the Storks wanted to deal with so they dumped them at Bowserās every time because they kinda look like him and so they can be his problem and Bowser just rolled with it.
ā¦ I mean why else would they have their own rooms in some versions of Bowserās castle, their own airships and castles with their names on it if they aināt special to Bowser in some way? Petey Piranha doesnāt get that kinda treatment.
You get it. Youāre a keeper.Ā
And, being Bowser, he probably doesnāt even question any of it, questions are for nerds. Except possibly how did āRoy come pre-packaged with sunglasses?ā because letās face it, he probably did arrive like that.
being Bowser he probably did a little doubletake and then mutteredĀ āThatās a cool babyā¦ā in a sort of alarmed tone
