i care about you more

at the heart of ntbts is the sick twisted perverted fantasy of "what if someone really annoying and likely clinically insane could be loved, genuinely"

if you think about it, this is a win for child labour advocates

they need to let me make movies

what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

Wild West cowboys either died young in the weirdest most random gruesome final destination hamster death type situations or lived to be 85.

Either you get kicked in the head by a mule and crawl 5 miles for help before succumbing in the arms of your neighbor’s wife or you died in a nursing home in California in the 1950s.

We should kill everyone who makes true crime podcasts. None deserve to be spared

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

this is canon. to me.

were raising age of consent to 31

"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again