Dani

the only oil id consider essential is olive

isn’t it crazy that like you just have to memorize multiplication facts

why was i as an eight year old expected to know what 12x12 was off the top of my head

you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think...someone wrote something THIS good... and then just....published it on the internet....for free.....

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

“he’s just some guy” well i like some guys

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

accusing real life people of gaybaiting you is so funny to me.. how is it someone else's fault that YOU have a bad gaydar

"they profited off ambiguity" they literally just painted their nails and you diagnosed them with with fruit.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate