Yikes

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

oh whats that bro? youre feeling fundies brokies? (fundamentally broken?) youre feeling fundies brokies bro?

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw