Harry Potter & Criminal Minds Fanfiction

draco & harry by @___anteiku

At least that boy had some adults on his side to try and help him.

But when it happened again, this time there were no adults who noticed or cared enough to do anything

Give me Snape being sarcastic and sassy to his former teachers just because. Snape making references or using terms he knows full well the others are too old to get. Snape going "okay boomer" to McGonagall when she's annoyed with him and not explaining what that means. Snape being the only person who knows how modern inventions work. Snape practically throwing tantrums because No I am not a child how dare you keep treating me as such stop fucking PICKING ME UP AND THROWING ME. Snape having to call the older ladies 'Auntie' because he physically can't call them by name alone just because it sounded so weird when he became a teacher and now it's stuck. Snape having to deal with the older teachers still talking to him like he's a child. Snape secretly trying to get their approval and validation. Snape being dramatic and whining when told to do something small by one of the older teachers. Snape being the one they send to do things like getting water because they're too lazy to get it and Snape's right there. Snape having to be the one to physically rescue students because suddenly all the others are too old to go climbing in trees and he doesn't have that excuse yet. Snape having two different voices, the Professor voice and the Severus voice and so the Severus voice is his actual way of speaking and it's much less formal and a lot younger but because, when he started teaching, a majority of his students had been his school mates he decided to act like he was actually about fifty four and make them respect him. Snape who gives himself a resting bitch face on purpose to appear older and more intimidating

He is massively unpleasant to be around, cruel, sarcastic, very precise, he isn't nice at all. Snape wrongfully directs his impotent anger at James toward Harry and mistreats his friends in the same way. Snape is a secretive, elusive, clever man.

Snape is patient when one applies themselves, he is kind in the way he will go OUT OF HIS WAY to better the lives of the students and teachers around him in a roundabout way that hides his motivations, he is a sturdy person emotionally and controls himself with an expert ease.

Snape is powerful, one of the most powerful wizards we've seen in the series, thats an objective fact. He is also one of the most intelligent characters as well.

Severus Snape makes a snide comment about Hermione Grangers teeth, Severus Snape makes an Unbreakable Vow to protect Draco even to his own detriment, Severus Snape created a handful of spells that are commonly used WORLD WIDE when he was 15-16.

He humiliates Harry publically, he brews his ex-bully a potion to ease his pain every month to perfection without fail, he most likely brewed the potion guarding the locket Horcrux.

Commission part 1 for @sofiadragon

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“Yes?” He manages to get out, praying to every higher power that he won’t need to actually contribute energy into a human conversation at this ungodly hour.

Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.

“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”

Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.

“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”

Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.

“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”

“They’re my friends, professor.”

Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.

“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”

“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”

“You speak to snakes?”

“Always have, yeah.”

Imagine the drop off tension

no

Peter 1: That’s just mean.

Peter 2: Watch this.

Peter 2: Hey Three, race you to the bottom floor!