𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝐲 𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝖎𝖓 𝐲𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖉𝐲 𝖈𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖊𝖝𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖉. AND THE ATOMS IN YOUR LEFT HAND PROBABLY CAME FROM A DIFFERENT STAR THAN YOUR RIGHT HAND. IT REALLY IS THE MOST POETIC THING I KNOW ABOUT PHYSICS. YOU ARE ALL STARDUST. A NON-CANON DEPICTION OF THE DEMON CROWLEY , PENNED BY JULIAN.

“ You look so biteable today. ” from eric

"Jesus Christ, do you have to sneak up on me like that??"

The doctor is busy checking on his newest patient when Eric does that thing where he just appears beside him and it makes Frank jump. His patient is someone that one of Fangtasia's patrons had gotten a bit excessive with in the back rooms. Frank's just glad he was able to get to her before she bled out, and he hopes Eric just lets him continue on taking care of her. She's already got color in her cheeks, so she probably doesn't need any more blood, but she's still showing signs of dehydration.

Sighing, he uses the opportunity to slink away from beneath Eric's all-too-close and towering presence. Frank isn't entirely used to being the shortest one, and it's a bit unnerving; just like everything that has happened to him since moving to Bon Tamps. And here he thought moving to a small Louisiana town would bring him some peace of mind.

Instead, he finds himself the personal physician to a vampire Sherriff -- which is not a sentence he ever thought would apply to his life -- treating the humans he and his clan or whatever they want to call themselves feed on.

"You know, you gotta tell your guys they need to go easy..." Frank says, once he's satisfied with the distance between them as he walks around the patient's bed to the medical fridge and pulls out a bag of saline.

at least , for the sake of reprimanding the one that sank their fangs into her too deep and too greedily. he's with pam right now in the basement. for all he can tell she's having fun , and eric assumes that doctor langdon can't hear the screams all the way up here. with the way he slinks out from under his watchful gaze implies that he's in no way used to it enough to simply ignore it yet.

but that cold gaze follows him still , for he didn't lie. it was a compliment even. BITEABLE. just delivered with the ghoulish mirth that keeps him at arm's length , for that's what eric prefers most of all. though , there's a distinct tilt of his head that seems almost cat-like in it's questioning , as if to silently inquire if he just heard frank say what he thought he did. if he were a cat , perhaps his tail would be flicking ominously.

' i think you misunderstand how things work between us vampires , frank. ' a glance toward the poor girl who's still looking worse for wear , but in the very least she'll not end up dead. at least not tonight. he'll glamour her on the way out , for she doesn't need to hear the inner workings of shreveport's only vampire night club. the air of mystery is half of their marketing , he's not about to squander it for sake of some misguided blood bag keeping all her memories.

' pamela is my progeny. anyone working at fangtasia or otherwise carrying out a service in respect of it , who so happens to have a set of fangs , is my employee. everyone else is merely a constituent. i do not know them. i do not like them. and they are most certainly not MY GUYS. they break the laws set by the authority or make things look bad for the AVL , and they are punished. nothing more. '

[ soothe ] sender kisses receiver to stop them from shaking

[ forehead ] sender tenderly kisses receiver's forehead

[ brief ] sender sneaks a kiss to receiver's cheek as they walk by

[ brow ] sender kisses the bridge of receiver's eyebrow

[ impossible ] sender kisses receiver as a final gesture, knowing they can't be together

[ hiding ] sender checks the area around them before kissing receiver, trying not to get caught

[ handful ] sender peppers the receiver's cheek with multiple, playful kisses

[ line ] sender draws a trail of kisses down the length of receiver's shoulderblade and up their neck

[ almost ] sender and receiver are centimeters apart, about to kiss, but something interrupts them

[ side ] sender places a kiss on the side of receiver's nose

[ tip ] sender kisses the tip of receiver's nose

[ underside ] sender leans in and places a suggestive kiss just under receiver's jawline

[ giggle ] sender starts tickling and kissing the receiver all over in order to make them laugh

[ knuckle ] sender lifts receiver's hand to their lips and places a polite kiss there

[ last ditch ] right before receiver leaves for battle, sender rushes into their arms and kisses them desperately

[ the middle ] in the midst of a battle, sender steals a second alone with receiver and kisses them to reassure them

[ dreamy ] sender and receiver indulge in a handful of slow, romantic kisses

[ darkness ] sender and receiver makeout in a completely dark room

[ ear ] sender nuzzles and kisses receiver's ear

[ recline ] sender climbs ontop of receiver and steals a kiss

[ lazy ] sender kisses receiver to wake them up from a comfortable sleep

[ dramatics ] as sender and receiver argue back and forth, sender launches forward and kisses receiver to stop the fight

[ distance ] across a large space, sender blows receiver a kiss

[ hold ] sender and receiver are hugging, and sender kisses receiver on the cheek in a tender display

[ regret ] sender and receiver start to kiss, but sender backs away in the middle of it, knowing it's a bad idea

[ reunion ] thinking they'd never see each other again, sender and receiver are reunited and run into each other's arms, sharing a kiss

[ inner ] in a heated moment, sender trails kisses along receiver's inner thigh

[ lovebite ] in the midst of kissing receiver's neck, sender changes tactics and gives them a tender little bite

[ greeting ] sender and receiver greet each other with kisses to both cheeks in quick succession

[ bunny ] sender gives receiver a bunny kiss by rubbing their noses together back and forth

[ supportive ] sender kisses the top of receiver's head

[ fingertips ] sender places light kisses to each of receiver's fingertips

[ tongue ] sender and receiver indulge in a heavy makeout that involves tongue

[ first time ] sender leans in and kisses receiver for the first time

[ final ] sender and receiver share a kiss for the very last time, and they know it's their last

[ storm ] caught in the midst of a torrential downpour, sender can't help but close the distance and kiss receiver in the rain

[ scar ] sender sees one of receiver's scars for the first time and gently kisses it

[ desperate ] the situation is dire, and sender can't stop themselves from rushing forward and crushing receiver into an aggressive, frantic kiss

[ tend ] while tending to receiver's wounds, sender gives receiver a reassuring kiss

[ stolen ] sender and receiver cross paths and can't resist ducking into a safe place to makeout before they carry on with their day

[ irresistable ] sender taunts receiver by easing closer, promising a kiss, and then backing away, making receiver chase their lips

[ lipstick ] sender is wearing lipstick, and uses that fact to mark receiver with a few lipstick stains

[ chest ] sender removes receiver's shirt and immediately rushes forward to kiss their chest

[ shivering ] sender places small kisses all over receiver's stomach

[ fake ] sender and receiver pretend to be a couple and are forced to kiss each other to blend in