asking tumblr witches to put good spells on me bc i have my driving test in 2 hours

who hexed me omg…

fuck all romance except whatever those dudes from shameless got going on

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

if Espresso came out in like. 2012 or 2013. there would be a ten trillion note post on here that said "more like that's that me depresso am I right" followed by gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant and like probably someone from Glee crying. thank god Sabrina Carpenter was busy being in middle school.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!