Damn, Whats That You Got There?

“why does robin talk like THAT” ask my freeking dad maybe. all his fault

How it started

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

also adoption links, if someone else is also tempted:

right?? unfortunately I have red-tailed hawks in my neighborhood, and he would be carried off