Curiosity, Satisified

Remember when Thunderclash started that little speech with “on behalf of Rodimus” and then punched Getaway so hard that he crushed the entire side of his face in one hit…. thats romance……..

Rodimus would have a private Twitter where he posts vids of himself jerking off no I will not explain myself

rodimus gets an idea in his head and is literally incapable of not acting on it like rodimus will be like “lets build a slip’n’slide down one of the hallways of the lost light to boost morale” and megatron will be like “do not do that rodimus” but megatron fundamentally misunderstands how rodimus’ mind works because rodimus did not say it out loud to get feedback rodimus did not even hear megatron’s response rodimus said it out loud because he’s already going to do it and that’s god’s one built-in warning system for the vessel of chaos he’s created