Kill the other 10 first

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

reports say she was doing "frogger shit" to the pussy

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits