The Ceratosaurus Handler

Tv Show " The Vampire Diaries "

S02 E04

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1. “This is not how you make cookies.” 

2. “No. Come on. How?! You cheated!” 

3. “Here I was thinking I knew how baking worked. It’s not fair.” 

4. “_____, you’re my hero.” 

5. “You know, as a kid, I always loved pink - which was the first of many signs.” 

6. “Do not used sweetened. You will kill somebody.” 

7. “You could fire these from a mortar. Ya’ll have got me making ballistic biscuits.” 

8. “Feels like brains.” 

9. “This is a strange trifecta of ingredients. I’m intrigued.” 

10. “You know, in a world of similar cookies, these are something quite special.” 

11. “You know, in the story of my life, lard is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a nemesis.”

12. “Today we’re serving up hot beige! Come get your bowl of brown!” 

13. “It’s not terrible. It’s just an unfortunate way to consume peanut butter.” 

14. “Is this the magic part? Do a trick!” 

15. “This is a very disturbing way to spend a day.” 

16. “Just what I was feeling for lunch: carbinated orange cheese gravy.” 

17. “So, first and foremost, it is disturbing. Quite. But the potential is there.” 

18. “It is absurd, vulger, and without regard for culinary decorum. It’s American.” 

19. “Get out of the cup. Come on. Stop being difficult.” 

“No, we’re not gonna die tonight.”

“The last thing I heard was you whispering ‘goodbye.’”

“My heartbeat’s slowing down

“I won’t take this world’s abuse.”

“Your touch used to be so kind.”

“Don’t leave me alone!”

“You are my source of strength.”

“Can you hear me?”

“Can I ever go back?”

“I’m just a breath a way.”

“I am just a man, not superhuman.”

“I need a hero.”

“My voice will be heard today!”

“Save me just in time.”

“I will be ready to die.”

“But you’re so far away.”

“You don’t even know my name.”

“I know that I could be the one to hold you.”

“I was yours to hold.”

“Will tomorrow be too late?”

“Today I’m gonna try a little harder.”

“In the end I’ll make it up to you, you’ll see.”

“You’ll get the very best of me.”

“Your time is running out.”

“Stay away from me!”

“The beast is ugly.”

“I feel like a monster.”

“There’s no escape for me.”

“Make it end!”

“I hate what I’ve become.”

“I’m so tired of trying to fight this.”

“Waking up to you never felt so real.”

“Oh, how I adore you.”

“My dreams don’t comfort me.”

“My love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses.”

“I will be the one that you run to.”

“You’ll never be alone.”

“When darkness comes, you know I’m never far.”

“I remember when we used to laugh about nothing at all.”

“Together, we faced it all.”

“Didn’t wanna go home to another fight.”

“There’s nothing wrong with us.”

“It was better than going mad.”

“I just came to say goodbye.”

“I’m fine.”

“They don’t know you at all.”

“This is the last night you’ll spend alone.”

“Look me in the eye so I know you know.”

1. who does your muse hate?

2. how does your muse handle grief?

3. what is your muse’s biggest regret? 

4. how many scars does your muse have?

5. how long can your muse hold a grudge?

6. how does your muse handle loneliness? 

7. what is one of your muse’s greatest fears?

8. what does your muse fear losing the most?

9. does your muse think violence is ever warranted?

10. what is the worst illness your muse has ever had?

11. what would your muse consider their worst failing?

12. does your muse tend to push themselves too hard?

13. how does your muse outwardly express their anger? 

14. what is the worst injury your muse has ever received? 

15. what might others consider your muse’s worst failing to be?

16. does your muse have a short fuse when it comes to temper?

17. who does your muse wish they had said goodbye to, but didn’t?

18. does your muse suffer from nightmares? how often? what about?

19. out of everything your muse has lost/given up, which hurt the most?

20. what is something your muse wants to tell others, but is too afraid to? 

21. how hard is it for your muse to open up to others? what holds them back?

22. looking back, what is one thing your muse wishes they had done differently? 

23. does your muse tend to be hard on themselves when they do something wrong?

24. does your muse lean more toward “forgive and forget” or “resent and remember?”

Feel free to change pronouns, names, and etc! Send one to see how my Muse responds OR send me ❰ HUSH ❱ and I’ll GENERATE a number that My Muse will say to Yours. [1-116]

Why did they do this to us? We only wanted to live, you and I. Why should they send us out to fight each other? If they threw away these rifles and these uniforms, you could be my brother.

Made it, [Name]! Top of the world!

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

I don’t want to survive. I want to live!

Adventure is out there.

Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.

Say hello to my little friend!

Ever seen a grown man naked?

I know it was you, [Name]. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.  

You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean… a lot to me.

Go ahead. Make my day.

I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

You can’t handle the truth!

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

You had me at hello.

[Name], you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it.

Who’s on first.

It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

Carpe diem. Sieze the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

It’s a trap!

You already have, [Name]. You were right. You were right about me. Tell them… you were right…

I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man.

You make me want to be a better man.

That’ll do, [Name]. That’ll do.

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

My precious…

   Do, or do not. There is no try.

“Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, "Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”

Listen to them. Creatures of the night. What music they make.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I always did like a man in uniform. That one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening.

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.

What’s the use of trying?

I wouldn’t say yes and I wouldn’ say no.

[Name], I’ve a feeling we’re not in [Location] any more.

After all, tomorrow is another day!

Don’t drink alone, [Name]. People always find out and it ruins your reputation.

Take [Name] and stick him to the funny page.

I’m not as dumb as you look.

More than machinerie we need humanity.

You imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.

The stuff that dreams are made off.

Here’s looking at you, kid.

[Name], I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

There’s one good thing in being a widow, isn’t there? You don’t have to ask your husband for money.

I believe two is the required number.

You know how to whistle, don’t you, [Name]? You just put your lips together and blow.

Women make the best psychoanalysts until they fall in love. After that they make the best patients.

There should be a society for the prevention of cruelty against animals.

Stealing a man’s wife, that’s nothing, but stealing a man’s car, that’s larceny!

One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero.

Confounded, madam, my language is most controlled, and as to morals I lived a man’s life and I’m not ashamed of it.

I know what gold does to men’s souls.

A dancer who relies upon the doubtful comforts of human love can never be a great dancer. Never.

I’m a man of habit.

Fasten your seatbelt, it’s going to be a bumpy night!

All right, [Name], I’m ready for my close-up.

I admire people who do things.

Thirty-five is an attractive age. [Location] is full of women of the highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

I also hate the sight of blood, but it’s in my veins.

What do you want meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning. Desire is the theme of all life!

Prisons are bulging with dummies who wonder how they got there.

You’re a pretty nice guy - for a girl.

It’s gonna work because it’s got to work and it’s got to work because I say so.

Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.

You’re tearing me apart!

They’re here already! You’re next!

Like a drowning man clutching at a razor blade.

Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.

Well, nobody’s perfect!

You can cheat your sisters, but you cannot cheat yourself or God.

We all go a little mad sometimes.

People always call a madhouse “someplace”, don’t they?

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

Shut up and deal.

Why do people have to love people anyway?

Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.

Why do you kids live like there’s a war on?

Well now I can kill too, because now I have hate!

We’re all dying, aren’t we? We’re not teaching each other what we really know, are we?

You answered without saying anything. That’s politics.

There may be honor among thieves, but there’s none in politicians.

Whoa, take ‘er easy there, [Name].

He may be a servant but he’s still a human being.

Were she not a woman one would consider her to be an intellectual.

I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I’m with them.

The private life is dead.

This is an awful time to be alive.

What’s it all about? You know what I mean.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

[Name], you’re trying to seduce me.

That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.

Please sir, I want some more.

Hang on, lad, I’ve got a great idea!

Doin’ nothin’s a dangerous occupation.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

Oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.

It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.

You cannot reach the spirit with the senses.

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

I’m telling you that that thing upstairs is not my daughter.

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.

That was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.

I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.

All you have to do is say the lines clearly and with a degree of feeling

There’s only two things to do on rainy days, and I don’t like to play cards.

People are frightened by what they don’t understand.