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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didnāt know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
Ok but this is actually one of the easiest ways to tell what something is made of! I did a textiles degree and one day as part of a class we all went outside with a pile of scrap fabric and set fire to the little pieces and recorded how they burned. We were given a chart that looked something like this to tell what each fabric was (it gets a little tricky is itās a mix of fabrics though). Why did we do this? There is very little regulation in the textiles industry so a lot of materials are mislabelled as something they arenāt and sold for more than they should be, also sometimes people buy fabric second hand or discounted which doesnāt have any label at all. If you have a fabric you are having doubts about, cut a tiny piece off and do the burn test and you should know pretty fast what you are dealing with. Anyways your fabric store should be lighting things on fire because this means that they are actually checking what the fabrics are and arenāt trying to pass cheap stuff off as more expensive than it is.
Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadnāt seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!
Thereās a full size PDF of the chart here, from dresspatternmaking.com.
seems that Chrome has around 60-65% market share, so itās not totally dominating the market yet but itās worrying that weāre basically reliant on Apple and Microsoft to hold the line.
Does Firefox not count for anything?
about 10% and falling, but perhaps that can change, I just donāt see how.
Chrome edging towards 70% on desktop, Microsoft has thrown in the towel, Safari obviously rules iOS, Firefox exists only as insurance for Chrome.
Please, please Iām begging you, use firefox.
PLEASE install firefox as a mobile browser and then run adblock on your mobile browser itās so good I promise.
Look.
Look.
I know Iām a total grind about open source stuff but browsers are the PERFECT place to learn to love open source software and for so long FireFox was a major part of the browser market and sometimes if you want to see what kind of fuckery google is up to it helps to see the kinds of things they block in firefox and just
Thereās an organization that makes free, excellent, safe software that doesnāt collect and market your data but for some reason two thirds of the world uses a google product and most of the leftover population uses apple and just
I promise, firefox is so good - the extensions are incredible look - I can use lightbeam to see what sites I use and how they connect to other sites (bottom right should give you an idea how much time I spend on tumblr)
or I can look at ublock origin and see that itās blocked over 2 million requests since I installed it or I can run the facebook container extension and stop facebook from tracking me and you know what I bet you can do a lot of that on chrome too but youāre doing that while chrome itself is tracking you and gobbling up your activity for google and
firefox is so fuckin great and itās such a great ambassador for other open source projects please be a big old fuckin nerd with me and use firefox and run a bunch of funky extensions and customize the fuck out of your web experience.
Wanna be a hacker? Firefox.
Wanna use instagram on desktop? Firefox.
Wanna be a killer researcher? Firefox.
Wanna properly credit artists? Firefox.
Wanna read a whole shitload of books? Firefox.
Wanna make video responses to shitlord youtubers?
Wanna shoot cat lasers at bugs?
Wanna use youtube as a music streaming service?
FIREFOX.
I just love firefox okay.
traits turned sour
honest - insensitive
persuasive - manipulative
caring - overprotective
confidence - arrogance
fearless - cocky
loyalty - an excuse
devotion - obsession
agreeable - lazy
perfectionism - insatisfaction
reserved - aloof
cautious - skeptical
self loved - selfish
available - distractible
emotional - dramatic
humble - attention-seeking
diligent - imposing
dutiful - submissive
assertive - bossy
strategic - calculated
truthful - cruel
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since regrettably most of my followers arenāt vietnamese, iād like yāall to know that the vietnamese language is pretty moderately gendered, most of our honorifics are gendered, so nonbinary vietnamese people have been creating their own gender neutral pronouns like by combining āchį»ā (girl older than you) and āanhā (dude older than you) into chanh, but chanh is also the word for lemon lol. so for a short while lemons became a symbolic nonbinary thing, but some nonbinary viets were like hmm we donāt like how that pronoun is defined by a gender binary so they created a new pronoun, ācamā which means āorangeā like the fruit lmaoo
Tumblr Community Labels PSA
hey guys, just a quick PSA message to let you all know⦠tumblr has released a new feature calledĀ ācommunity labelsā where you can label your posts as mature so that people can voluntarily filter or blur posts that contain certain subjects⦠however while your first encounter with it will likely be while posting, itās also Already affecting your settings. if you go into your dashboard settings youāll see a new section that looks like thisā¦
THESE ARE ALL SET TOĀ āHIDEā BY DEFAULT.
tumblr is currently hiding all flagged mature content from you unless you manually turn it on lmao. just thought iād let you all know!
Nine things about being brought back from the dead
You will be cold
You will wake up screaming, you all do.
Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.
Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.
Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.
You will not remember how you died, do not ask.
Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.
Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.
Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.
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wow this file really is high quality
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i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
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This is literally the clearest audio post on tumblr
Spirited Away but itās synthwave from the 80s

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The Good Place (2016-2020)
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The Good Placeās take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because weāre all people and we all matter.
Like. The quote āI do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defendā is such an integral quote/concept to LOTR that I just cannot for the life of me comprehend how people come away from LOTR inspired to write the grimdark i-love-war-and-suffering stories that populate fantasy
literally JRR TOLD us that if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But did we listen? No of course not! More angsting about redeeming our rightful throne by slaughtering hundreds!!!
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