I'm like jigsaw but non-binary

Kyle transforms into a chicken after coming down with a severe case of Chicken Pox, and the only way to become normal again is to lay an egg.

It really spoke to me, for some reason. I recorded it on my shitty iPod Touch and I’d watch it when I was bored. I hated the dumbass jokes and characters, I just felt a compulsive need to continue watching it. After years, it hit me. 

This happened in my Adachi past life!

The reason I killed those people was because I was really sick. My tummy hurt bad and I’d cough up feathers. Since nobody in Inaba knew what was up, I got really mad and killed people. I decided to go on a trip to Texas to meet my estranged son (I was divorced) and he told me he knew of the sickness, and that I had to lay an egg to get well again. I was really pissed, so I went back to Inaba and killed more people. I also fucked Dojima! But that’s besides the point. 

When the Investigation Team cornered me in the TV world, I freaked out and laid my egg. Then I became normal! I was forgiven with the power of friendship and all of the evilness was out of me. 

Soon my egg hatched! My beautiful baby boy!