And I Said To Myself:

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

alright boys, we nee dmood for december lets go

he’s a farmer and hes going to start a cporal farm in tahiti and hes gnna seed the great barrier reef and ecosystemnmm collapse is fixed ty sea turtle

chiggins in the sun

This is what life is about

american southern magical realism

What the fuck

it’s high noon

i swear it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. im so hurt

my cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham