oh you're still here?

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

every woman in the pwhl draft has the softest voice and the kindest eyes and then you go watch their college highlights reel and its like *commits war crime* *kills a freshman* *smashes someone like a pancake*

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

to be clear many romances struggle with bad sex dialogue but there is a direct correlation between an author being specifically praised for it and the likelihood that what she's actually writing is "I can't wait to eat your tight hole like a bag of airplane pretzels"

just remembered some of my students follow this blog

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign