Riding is Writing

Grey Beard and Picasso on the Upper East Side #newplaytitle #picasso #oldman #graybeard

I hate not being able to make this show, but I love sharing cool shit made by cool people. It's my motherfucking jam, y'all. Get into it. Obey.

Scary Dive Bar Stories with Hootz and Waxy (at Blue Haven)

LOOK! FRESNANS SOUTH OF HOUSTON!!! LOOK OUT!

THEY GOTS THE SAME SHOESIES!!! (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, East Village)

Hootz Goes Hog Wild #lunch #madsqeats

I don't deserve him, but I'm so glad I've got him. #fewiu

Where My Happiness Lives. (my family over everything) #fewiu

The Animal Style (at In-N-Out Burger)

Rumor has it that this jackass will be at Stones tonight. You may not know when...or for how long...but he'll be there.

Seriously learning sign language in the Newark airport. #travellife #airportlife #alwayslearning (at Newark Liberty International Airport)

Now you know. Me too. #threefictionalcharacters

Say Ah #subwayart #subwayswag

Quotes on these streets

Today we said goodbye to one of the sweetest souls to ever walk on four or dance on two legs on this planet. Part Husky. Part Chihuahua. All Love. Dixie was such an important part of our lives and just thinking about not tripping over her water bowl tomorrow morning crushes me. If I can continue loving the people in my pack the way she loved us, it will begin to be a fitting tribute. We love you forever. Now you get all the cookies. Goodnight, sweet pup.

Deer Talk

Hat Buddies! (at Metropolitan Museum of Art Roof Garden)